wedding

Weddings are so sad, especially when the groom is already married with children. Wait, what?!!!! Yes, that's what happened at a communal wedding in Peru recently. Edwin Ortiz, the pendejo who actually thought he could pull this thing off, was in the middle of marrying another woman when his wife and sister-in-law jumped him. His reason for trying to have two wives?  "I'm in love. I love her too much." We'll let you be the judge of that.

I have never dreamed of getting married. Nope. I’ve just never been into it.

Funny thing is, it’s not the actual marriage part that I have an aversion to, it’s the actual planning of a wedding. I am not the girl who wants to walk down the aisle knowing I spent a year of planning and a small fortune on my big day. I was thinking more along the lines of Italy: maybe Positano, the beach, 10 friends and family, and renting a wonderful condo overlooking the ocean for a week. That sounds like a fun getaway that we will all remember, right?