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It's not a word that I use often: smarmy. It takes a special kind of person to bring it out. But if anyone deserves it, it is surely this separated-at-birth dimpled duo: from-the-womb p-hound Mario Lopez and Hollywood's latest dirty boy Eddie Cibrian, subject of a feature in the latest issue of In Touch, which talks about an alleged affair he had with a model/bartender named Scheana (pictures included!)—while he was having a tryst with country singer LeAnn Rimes.

But who is the smarmier of the two? Let's look at the startling yet conclusive evidence:

Looks like cheating on his wife with a country singer actually helped Eddie Cibrian's career. The Cuban beefcake, who co-starred with LeaAnn Rimes in a Lifetime movie and apparently, in bed, has been cast as a regular on CSI:Miami.

Starting in the fall, he will play a new character, a detective transferred from the Hollywood division to Miami's. No word on whether he will play a Latino on the show, which lives in a bubble in pretending that one of the most Latin places in the U.S. is populated mostly by white people, and redheads (David Caruso) at that.