joe flacco

Along with being 4/20 (yeaaah, stoners!), April 20th also marked National Look-a-Like Day (yeaaah, people…who look like other people).

Time for some redemption. Time to be like Mariah Carey after Glitter. I need to pick myself up after starring in a movie that made Beverly Hills Chihuahua look like The Godfather, check into rehab for a little bit, then go out and make a great pop album (OK, maybe that wasn’t the best analogy, but you get the idea). I went 1-3 in the Divisional Playoffs and even though I still stand behind my picks—especially the Titans, they win that game if Chris Johnson stays healthy—I need to redeem myself in the Conference Championships.

0-4. That’s how well I would've done if I had made picks for last week’s Wildcard games. Atlanta’s offense looked more balanced than Arizona’s; betting against Peyton Manning seemed about as smart as asking Lindsay Lohan to baby sit your kids; the Eagles were due to get run over by Adrian Peterson; and Miami over Baltimore…well, I’m a Dolphins fan, so let’s chalk that one up to blind, foolish love.

So, what would any sensible human do after putting up a fat donut over Wildcard Weekend? Make picks for the Divisional round and post them publicly, of course.