eddie cibrian

It's not a word that I use often: smarmy. It takes a special kind of person to bring it out. But if anyone deserves it, it is surely this separated-at-birth dimpled duo: from-the-womb p-hound Mario Lopez and Hollywood's latest dirty boy Eddie Cibrian, subject of a feature in the latest issue of In Touch, which talks about an alleged affair he had with a model/bartender named Scheana (pictures included!)—while he was having a tryst with country singer LeAnn Rimes.

But who is the smarmier of the two? Let's look at the startling yet conclusive evidence:

Looks like cheating on his wife with a country singer actually helped Eddie Cibrian's career. The Cuban beefcake, who co-starred with LeaAnn Rimes in a Lifetime movie and apparently, in bed, has been cast as a regular on CSI:Miami.

Starting in the fall, he will play a new character, a detective transferred from the Hollywood division to Miami's. No word on whether he will play a Latino on the show, which lives in a bubble in pretending that one of the most Latin places in the U.S. is populated mostly by white people, and redheads (David Caruso) at that.

Whether you're stuck in the rainy Northeast today (a week of non-stop rain in NYC! Grr!) or already basking in the sun in Miami or L.A., Sunday marked the first official day of summer. And that means one thing: Time to hit the beach. Prep for it by getting a little inspiration—or advance ogling—from this list of the best Latin celeb beach bodies.

Everybody—well, almost everybody—in movies, TV and music has to stay in shape for the job. But that doesn’t guarantee a great body. Hollywood is full of people who have, for example, a nice rack but flat ass and chicken legs (sorry, Rosario Dawson) or ruggedly handsome face but a body so flaccid it could double as Jell-O (the lumpy Benicio del Toro). But the following Latin celebrities have it all—whether they got it through genes or hard work (and hopefully not through too much nip and tuck).

So, Madonna has reached back from beyond the grave to break up with her Brazilian baby boy toy, Jesus Luz. Rumor has it that Madonna wants to adopt again and it might ruin her chances if agencies think she has too many babies around. But likey the real reason is Jesus being photographed hanging around someone his own age, fellow pretty face Luciana Costa.

But we know this isn't the last Latin man that Madonna will rope into her lair. So I have taken the liberty of suggesting her next victims.