Darren Sproles

0-4. That’s how well I would've done if I had made picks for last week’s Wildcard games. Atlanta’s offense looked more balanced than Arizona’s; betting against Peyton Manning seemed about as smart as asking Lindsay Lohan to baby sit your kids; the Eagles were due to get run over by Adrian Peterson; and Miami over Baltimore…well, I’m a Dolphins fan, so let’s chalk that one up to blind, foolish love.

So, what would any sensible human do after putting up a fat donut over Wildcard Weekend? Make picks for the Divisional round and post them publicly, of course.

Remember in school when every once in awhile you’d actually get a fun homework assignment? See a movie, bring in something from your backyard for science class, show-and-tell. Well, my research for the latest Scorecard felt a lot like the “fun” homework assignment – I had to watch all four NFL games on Wildcard Weekend. Pobrecito, right? I bounced between my apartment and my favorite sports bar and caught so much football that the Surgeon General may need to issue a warning against such activities.