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It's not a word that I use often: smarmy. It takes a special kind of person to bring it out. But if anyone deserves it, it is surely this separated-at-birth dimpled duo: from-the-womb p-hound Mario Lopez and Hollywood's latest dirty boy Eddie Cibrian, subject of a feature in the latest issue of In Touch, which talks about an alleged affair he had with a model/bartender named Scheana (pictures included!)—while he was having a tryst with country singer LeAnn Rimes.

But who is the smarmier of the two? Let's look at the startling yet conclusive evidence:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck: OK, so only half of this couple was Latino, but how could I pass up running this classic picture, in which Jennifer puckers up for the cameras while Ben looks like he’s thinking “Someone please extricate me from this sham of a relationship!" Mixed signals and awkward moments were the hallmark of Bennifer, J. Lo’s foray into blanquitoland. She loved the limelight, he was the definition of low-key. She made him be in her Jenny from the Block video, he hated every minute of it. His family hated her.