Ickiest Hookup: Madonna and A-Rod. Just the idea of the baby-faced slugger mating with a shriveled-up vegan who likes to wrap herself in anti-aging pod for bed makes us want to keep a barf bucket handy. Can't wait for the topless paparazzi shots!

What could be better than reuniting with your family for Thanksgiving food and a dysfunction-a-thon? ¡Nada! Admit it, having your mom guilt-trip you about not giving her any nietos is a joy. Your drunken grandpa regales you with stories of his Viagra-fueled adventures. Give me more! SiTV.com recommends you do some more bonding over a lineup of movies about families even more screwed up than yours. So, grab a pitcher of sangria and hit the couch with these ready-for-group-therapy classics. Alas, your poking abuelito won't seem so weird.

Get ready to spark up Satan's box because the new fall TV season has arrived. Here are seven Latinos in seven shows worth seeing. Don't ask us why the majority air on Tuesday nights. Work that out with your DVR.

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9/12: The Women: Packed with old white women (Annette Bening, anyone?), there would ordinarily be no reason to watch this, except that Eva Mendes is in it. Every guy's dream girl and every girl's girl crush plays a schemer who steals Meg Ryan's man. ¡Sucia!

Does anyone over 16 remember where we left off in the Harry Potter movies? It's been two years since the last one and I confess that when I sat down to watch it, I had no idea what was supposed to happen in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (good thing that the movie lasts almost two-and-a-half hours, I guess, which gives you enough time during the lulls to remember details). Read More