J. Lo Hosts Dinner for Sonia Sotomayor

According to website gossipcop.com, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony hosted a dinner for Sonia Sotomayor, who was recently confirmed as the first Latina Supreme Court judge ever, in their Long Island mansion. The dinner was for 12 guests, most of whom were from the political world.

There are no more details yet on who exactly was there and what went down. What I wanna know most is what the conversation was like between the two Bronx-born boricuas. So I went ahead and imagined it:

J. Lo [opening front door]: Welcome to our home, Sonia!

Sotomayor [looking around]: Wow, this sure ain't the Bronx, b***h!

J. Lo: Dat's right, girl. But come check out the stoop from the building where I grew up. I had it removed and installed in the backyard.

Sotomayor [sitting on stoop]: Ah, the good old days. Remember that alcapurria stand on the corner of, uh,...

J. Lo: Bronxdale and Mulner. Claro que sí. He's catering the hors d'ouvres tonight.

Sotomayor [eating an alcapurria]: Damn, I needed that. All I get in Washington is that whack navy bean soup at the Capitol.

J. Lo [savoring an alcapurria]: I remember I got into my first fight right on that block. These two chickenheads were trying to steal my boyfriend and I had to take them down, you know what I'm saying? I still got the scar from where the b***h bit me. I needed 10 stitches. Check it [showing off scar on hip]

Sotomayor: That ain't s**t, girl. Nobody knows that the reason I always wear my hair down is that [pulling hair back and exposing ear] one of my earlobes is missing from the time I had to kick this chick off me as I was trying to mail my college application. She yelled, "I'll never let you get out of the hood! Don't even try!" and reached up and pulled my earring off, right through my ear. But I showed her, didn't I? Look at me now.

J. Lo [starstruck]: So being that I was thinking, maybe I could play you in a movie. What do you think?

Sotomayor: I think you need to toughen up first. But OK.